  // TODO: Look at busybox and coreutils for inspiration/ideas?

  // TODO: Static initializers?

  // TODO: Teach 'alley' how to do this, instead?
  // This loop could definitely be emitted directly...

  // XXX: ifunc-based selection?
  // * needs dynamic linker (which makes sense), not what we currently do
  // * sounds brutal to analyze statically :3
  // * musl doesn't support it: http://www.openwall.com/lists/musl/2014/11/11/2
  // * can probably roll our own w/o too much trouble


