Name:Witness Protection
ManaCost:U
Types:Enchantment Aura
K:Enchant creature
A:SP$ Attach | ValidTgts$ Creature | AILogic$ Curse
S:Mode$ Continuous | Affected$ Creature.EnchantedBy | SetPower$ 1 | SetToughness$ 1 | SetColor$ Green & White | RemoveAllAbilities$ True | AddType$ Creature & Citizen | SetName$ Legitimate Businessperson | RemoveCardTypes$ True | RemoveCreatureTypes$ True | Description$ Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a green and white Citizen creature with base power and toughness 1/1 named Legitimate Businessperson. (It loses all other colors, card types, creature types, and names.)
SVar:NonStackingAttachEffect:True
Oracle:Enchant creature\nEnchanted creature loses all abilities and is a green and white Citizen creature with base power and toughness 1/1 named Legitimate Businessperson. (It loses all other colors, card types, creature types, and names.)
