Name:Malicious Malfunction
ManaCost:1 B B
Types:Sorcery
A:SP$ PumpAll | NumAtt$ -2 | NumDef$ -2 | IsCurse$ True | ValidCards$ Creature | SubAbility$ DBEffect | SpellDescription$ All creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn.
SVar:DBEffect:DB$ Effect | ReplacementEffects$ DeathRep | SpellDescription$ If a creature would die this turn, exile it instead.
SVar:DeathRep:Event$ Moved | ValidLKI$ Creature | Origin$ Battlefield | Destination$ Graveyard | ReplaceWith$ Exile | Description$ If a creature would die this turn, exile it instead.
SVar:Exile:DB$ ChangeZone | Defined$ ReplacedCard | Origin$ Battlefield | Destination$ Exile
Oracle:All creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn. If a creature would die this turn, exile it instead.
