Name:Dissatisfied Customer
ManaCost:2 B
Types:Creature Vampire Guest
PT:2/1
K:Flying
K:Haste
T:Mode$ ChangesZone | Origin$ Any | Destination$ Battlefield | ValidCard$ Card.Self | Execute$ TrigDiceRoll | TriggerDescription$ When CARDNAME enters, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, you lose that much life.
SVar:TrigDiceRoll:DB$ RollDice | ResultSVar$ Result | ResultSubAbilities$ 1-3:DBLoseLife
SVar:DBLoseLife:DB$ LoseLife | LifeAmount$ Result
Oracle:Flying, haste\nWhen Dissatisfied Customer enters, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, you lose that much life.
